trip would send god out the door
Havent seen him yet, but doomguy would absolutely fuck thanos up. Mans killed one of the strongest beings in hell barehanded and stopped the demonic invasion of earth in a matter of weeks.
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Doomguy? Thanos snaps, Doomguy dies, goes to hell, fights his way back to Earth and kills Thanos anyway.
Possibly Sierra117, who's power is either luck, or quantum immortality. Thanos can snap all he wants, it wouldn't affect John.
Gordon Freeman doesnt fuck around
Crowbar go bonk.
But wait Thanos is a titan, his HP bar must be huge.
BONK. FASTER!
This character canonically has a thanos-killing, anti-stones launcher, it has been confirmed by the dev.
When? Now, since im the dev and i can do anything i want with the lore of my games
I get the feeling you aren't Prof. Mateas.
abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)
I wanted:
Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.
*phone rings*
thanos: hard melon require throbbing will
:0
>:[
Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now
I got:
The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing
Miles 'Tails' Prower
Just about any could.
The powerlevel hierarchy goes:
Book character < live action character < video game character < anime character < superhero comic character < cartoon character
Kain from Legacy of Kain.
Literally every single JRPG protagonist.
Asura. Asura's Wrath wasn't the greatest game, but it was memorable, and I'm pretty sure this scene makes Asura a contender for pretty much any match up.
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I mean, Thanos isn't even that tough. Most of the people fighting him were just human+ power level (notice how they specifically de-powered the Hulk for that fight?). A lot of characters could take him relatively easily.
Somebody mentioned Kerrigan. Yup. Zeratul would 'Nothing Personnel, Kid' the purple guy. Talandar (formerly Fenix) could fuck him up in a straight fight - the dude has died twice, he ain’t afraid of shit. All of the Zerg charcters, probably.
The Doomslayer, obv.
An entire collection of characters from Diablo. Good old Tyrael would bust him open, but any of the angel or demon characters could do that.
Kinda want to put him in a room with Jack of Blades. Nothing kills a supervillan like another supervillan.
I think the idea with Thanos vs Hulk is that their strength gap wasn't as far apart (presumably Hulk is stronger) but Thanos was using actual fighting and boxing techniques, whereas hulk usually just smashes. Like how a skinny martial artist can take on someone much stronger than them, technique makes a huge difference.
That said I felt really robbed we never got a BannerHulk rematch with Thanos. Him being intelligent would've let him actually train his technique over the timeskip and complete the character arc.
Until it is done
Speaking of those Blizz characters, a number of Warcraft villains could easily take on Thanos too: Archimonde, Sargeras, Deathwing, Lich King.
I'ma show my age and say 90s Duke Nukem. Thanos wouldn't stand a chance against bad 80s action-movie parody camp.
Any JRPG charter from disk 3 or 4.
Pretty sure Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades, could have sent him packing
Gordon Freeman, if the Suit Guy ever lets him out again.
2B and A2 from Nier Automata should be able to do the job.
Does Fromsoft speed runner count? Apparently, you kill gods using slow, deliberate strikes to their feet.
DETERMINATION
The Prince of All Cosmos.
Roll that purple bitch up into a star.
This katamari feels bitchy. Not that we know what bitchy means
Kratos. Thanos had god-like powers, Kratos killed actual gods including the fates themselves.
Kratos is my go-to any time a question like this comes up.
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