GayBros

Get your partner to do it for you. You DO have a partner, right?

Hey there's another long pasta on here that has some true stuff and some untrue stuff.

If you want to go for it then I think you should. Another poster uses a safety razor and that's what I used to do too. Plenty of shave cream or I sometimes got one of those ones you can use in the shower, I think they're designed and sold as ladies leg razors.

Always use plenty of moisturiser after shaving with a razor. It will itch a bit at as it grows back in, try not to scratch though as you'll irritate the skin and maybe get pimples.

You can also use a clipper, this won't go as close so you won't have the itch growing back and moisturising won't be as vital. Be careful though as they can be sharp and you can catch yourself (I mean this goes for all sharp things near your bits). You'll have like really short stubble to begin with this way which can be easier to manage and also means you still have that bit of friction. If you're clean shaven and moisturised you will be very smooth.

The pasta talks about having a stinky ass after shaving and being all shitty. I never had this issue because I just cleaned myself properly after going to the loo, don't let that scare you just clean up properly.

I have been shaving my butt for years, I just can't fathom thinking that having a bush for your shit to stick in is acceptable. I use a double-edge safety razor these days. Just make sure you use shaving cream and are careful. I squat down in the shower and spread the cheeks with one hand while shaving with the other.