The body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm
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Just like The Laird ๐บ
Um, doesn't seem that there's anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.
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A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please
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A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.
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I'll have a barber shop thingy pls
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Thanks, I've always wanted to try one of those
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Oof today's going to be a rough one. 30ยฐ and 15-45mm of rain. It'll probably be 70% or higher all day. I hope I can go to the shops before hell arrives
Was supposed to be 12 overnight but it was 20 at 645am
It's still only 14 here, and was 12 around 5:30
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Help my Lemmy just became Reddit!
spoiler spoiler
Just ignore the fact I only have like 2 jokes about reddit, and that I don't know how to inspect element pictures around
God this was such a bad joke. I was only gonna change one thing, then I spent 20 minutes changing many things
I have no idea what it is but I can hear a constant low rumbling coming from somewhere. It's weirdly comforting because I used to live somewhere that had a similar sound and it reminds me of that.
Also I'm not looking forward to the internet being very annoying for a day. Grumble grumble
Make it 2 days. You'll get pranked by us normal people, and then the yanks and assorted people on the other side of the date line will get in on it tomorrow
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month. No returns.
ha ha
I just got reported on another site for telling someone they should never go full retard ...lol
APRIL FOOLS
This reminds me of a work colleague, who had his passport issued on 1st April some years ago. Every single time he had to use it, it was questioned .... He ended up obtaining a letter from Immigration confirming that the passport was the real deal. You'd think someone would have anticipated this and held up the application for one day, but nooooo.
I don't really understand why. April 1st is a date just like all the others, and if your passport was fake, you would probably not be putting April fools day on it. I'd only be suspicious of the date if it was a public holiday