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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Kidcalhoon2 is playing Sonic Team Racing on the ps4. The theme song slaps!

https://youtu.be/Xow4-KpkWC0?si=iJOmG0KCmzUTcciR

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The truck missed picking up my bin today ☹️

Normally it would not be an issue for me as I don't have much rubbish, but I've been doing a big cleanup and this week it is packed to the top and I have a pile of stuff already waiting for next week too. I've reported it to the Council so it should get emptied, but I presume now it won't be until Monday at the earliest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Finally done with work, having a coffee.

Have Parlez Vous Francais by Art vs Science stuck in my head

Gosh I love the music video

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

it's pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sorting the craft stuff into tubs and deciding what to get rid of. I really should be decluttering my wardrobe but turns out it's the newer 'replacement' clothes I want to ditch (plus the still new looking things that don't get worn) and the tatty frequently used clothes I want to keep.

The obvious answer is to get rid of both worn out and unworn items then buy more clothes I will actually wear, but the options in my price range are not looking good. It really seems the quality of clothing has gone down steeply

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe some home tailoring to make your new clothes fit better can rejuvenate your wardrobe

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Picked up a bit of Macca's for lunch because I hadn't had it forever and just wanted something quick, and jesus fuck do I feel sick this arvo. I'm supposed to be doing dinner but I loathe to move because my stomach's so gurgly and upset.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I went and bought a new downlight globe to replace a dead one in my kitchen and it's flickering :( Urgh why couldn't it just work perfectly?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I think you might need this

Or this

Or an electrician. Two of those are cheap options.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You just introduced a new AI virus to the house. Pack as much water as you can and get out now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Today has crawled by very slowly. Still over an hour to home time. ☹️

I am looking forward to my weekend though - I have three days off and will be doing all the fun things. Hard rubbish. Assembling flat pack furniture. Maybe some mowing and weeding if I can fit it in. How did I get to have such an exciting life? 🀣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sun is great and all but with such pale skin it's very hard to enjoy it until after 6 pm.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The man declared it beach weather this weekend. I said with this skin, you're on your own mate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s all good. We can stay in and watch the cricket and he can play in there sand all day.

Are you watching the ODI at the moment?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Shame they’re only playing every 2nd day. Would have been good if they were playing all weekend.

Arguably perfect weather for it too.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

My daughter's doing chemistry this year and loving it so much she decided to tell me about her lesson today. There was talk of electrons and...that's as far as I remember because I tuned out but I nodded at the right times then I made an escape but not before I turned to the dog and said "I live in a house with nerds". He agreed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

get her one of stephen hawking’s books (i forgot which) for the quarks and strings too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Oh no no no dear bacon. One does not purchase books unless requested to. I will ask though. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I'm writing a cover letter for the first time in 7 years (got my last job through contacts and personally introducing myself).

This is so tedious and frustrating. I keep writing "I bring..." and it ends up sounding like "I bring tales of adventure, stories of wisdom, and the skillset of a wizard" or something stupid like that.

I'm also trying real hard not to start a paragraph dissing myself with "While I have an unconventional background in..." - like, don't lead with negatives. hard habit to break

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If someone said something original and genuinely entertaining like "I bring tales of adventure, stories of wisdom, and the skillset of a wizard" I'd give them a job!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

😭 I wish I had a radar for detecting which people reviewing job apps would have enough of a sense of humour because I'd have os much more fun writing that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The best and most effective cover letter I ever wrote went like this : "This job sounds interesting. I think I can do it well." That was all I wrote. Got a call back within 15 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My first β€˜real’ job letter took 24hr and a bottle of vodka. Worked though 😺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

i’m getting started on that in a few weeks for the first time in over ten years. will enlist chatGPT for help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah idk why I didn't just do that from the start. So much of it is guff anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The skill set of a wizard is awesome. Unless of course you are applying to be a murder hobo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

'My mettle is unsurpassed and my commitment to making you more money means that you will get more money'.

I used that once. Didn't work though :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Who doesn't want more money?! Their loss :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'm a little late for beer o'clock but I've got pants on now. Cheers 🍺

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Cheers! I found a new thing. It will either be delicious or much too sweet

liquid Christmas

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Doesn't matter what you do to Stone's GG wine - instant hangover for anyone over 18. Doesn't matter what you mix it with either. Have written myself off far too many times in my yoof on that shit. Made from hospital grade brandy and offcuts from the glace ginger industry. And hospital grade brandy is distilled grape stalks and seeds and only good for disinfectant. Granted it's quite good disinfectant.
EDIT for l'esprit d'escalier - think of the above as chocolate/orange flavored Handy Andy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I quite like the Mac version as a winter warmer, but this one isn’t hitting the Terry’s spot I was hoping for.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Your skepticism is well founded. It tastes just like the normal version, just slightly gritty. Ho hum. Might bake with it. Back to the ciders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ooo. Green ginger wine. The ultimate cold curing elixir or you're too pissed to remember that you have a cold. Cheers 🍺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Cheers Deborah Harry 🍺

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