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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Get rid of videos and we probably still could.

Wikipedia is ridiculously small

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

and it was more diverse, surprising, and engaging than what the have now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I wonder when smartphones with a capacity of 40 zettabytes will officially come out. Then we can post this all over again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There is a time where the entire universe could of fit in the volume of your phone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's just the intermediate value theorem.

If we define the size of the Internet as a continuous function, and it started at zero and currently doesn't fit in your phone then yeah, no shit, at some point it fit in your phone.

If it's truly continuous there was an exact point where it would exactly fill up your phone with no room left over.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I remember, towards the end of the last millennium, marveling with some friends about an article estimating the current size of all the data on the internet. IIRC, it was in the neighborhood of a couple hundred terabytes. Wouldn't fit on your phone, but there's plenty of data hoarder types who have that kinda storage on the server in their spare room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There also was a time when the entirety of the human language would fit in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We have a great great great great ..... grandfather that was a single cell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Your ellipsis is too long. It’s like dot dot dot …. it just keeps going on and on and on

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Grunt grunt, grunt /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

grunts don't make me turn this mammoth around

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

grunts gotta go potty

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is not a shower thought

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's not what this sub is for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just to sum up: after telling me that this shower thought is not a shower thought, you say that the shower thoughts community is not the place for shower thoughts.

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Did you forget where you are posting? Or do you maybe have a very ... unique ... definition of what comprises

"the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. [...] thoughts that many people can relate to and [...] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff"

as per the sidebar?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not for literally any thought that occurs during a shower.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Right, it's for

“the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. […] thoughts that many people can relate to and […] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff”.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

One single html page? I guess, yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's one html page Michael. How big could it be? 10 gigabytes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The internet or the world wide web?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well both technically, but at different times

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not so sure a single phone could have handled the internet even in infancy. You'd need at least 2. :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Run a VM in the phone that connects to the host over an OTG cable. Boom, internet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least 2 phones? Could be 1 phone with a big SD card then...?

But how much stuff do you think was on the nascient www? There's periods where it was literally a few dozen megabytes. Even when usenet was pretty active it wasn't much space in the scheme of things, we had servers storing everything in some few gigabytes of storage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was a joke about needing to create a network, which requires at least 2 devices talking to each other.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

But he was talking about storage

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