I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.
6, 8, 9
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Red, Green, Black
Blue purple black easy
I can already speak with cats
3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.
1, 3, 8
i already have estrogen, i just wanna be a catgirl
Water feels like lean?
Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!
2, 3, 5 :p
Pink Brown and Black. No question
1, 2, 3
As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.
4, 8, 9
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5, 7, 8
I'm cis as shit so don't need the estrogen, love (most) of my body hair, already drink enough water, enjoy a good snooze and whilst I like the idea of being a great pizza chef, that don't pay the bills, baby. Nor does it get my pickle tickled.
2,7,9
Green blue and pink. I have 20 dollars and the other two do not alter anything
5, 8, and 9.
1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.
8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.
9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.
After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.
I think you lose having 7 if you don't lick it cuz I'd say the same making 7 and 9 my choice and no interest in any of the rest. But if can get my hands on Yerba Mate & Meth/Addies then the whole note is useless like 7.
Hell, at the crack, if we get a choice on what the pill actually is, I'll take 4-MMC>Meth easily.
8 does not say cats will want to talk with you. Hell, cats could already be able to talk to us but chose not to.
Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:
Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.
The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!
red, yellow, black.
No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!
You don't have to, doesn't mean you won't want to...
Xlnt point! But sleep because it feels good seems better than dying otherwise!
But people rarely get to the point of deprivation insanity, let alone death.
Go without sleep for 48 hours for no other reason than an experiment. I guarantee you will sleep the third day, even though you technically don't need to.
Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?
Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you're not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).
That wouldn't work for me, though. If I know the only reason they're attracted to me is because I'm attracted to them it won't be genuine, and then I wouldn't be attracted to them anymore.
It's why I don't like strip clubs and wouldn't hire a sex worker.
Well obviously the last 3.
Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.
Pink pill makes water taste like water
Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.
So you could become a hairless cat with $20.
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