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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Do these parents not realise that they are naming real humans that will also be adults one day? Like, just imagine a grown-ass woman named "Brexleigh".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

This is our future, I'm afraid.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dusti Rose sounds like a Sonic Prime character (Rusty Rose)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Agreed. Mötley can stay.

As someone whose name is an odd spelling that is close to something more conventional, life can be taxing. I'm not saying that there isn't room for creativity or fun/romantic name choices here. But Triniteigh's Parents are setting their kid up for a lifetime of bullying and inconvenience, followed by the shock of their kid going to the courthouse at 30 to undo things.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Coyote Bao is pretty badsss actually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd order a Coyote Bao if I saw it on the menu

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For a bounty hunter? Definitely. For shift supervisor at the run-down Walgreens on the shitty side of town in Des Moines next to a Matress Firm and the CBD shop? Less so.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

That walgreens would be off the fucken hook. Only pharmacy that also stocks street drugs and ammo.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I read Mötley Crüe I have to think of this:

When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.

Source

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're not exactly known for their smarts. The only musician who was both a genius and would write a song called "Slice of Your Pie" was Frank Zappa. They only achieved the latter.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, that's a pretty American-sounding dirty song title for Brian May. He'd call it something like 'a bite of your biscuit.'

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid "Mötley", have no clue how "ö" is actually pronounced.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Depends on the language, though they'll probably pronounce it in a way disregarding every language with ö's rules.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

True, but neither did Mötley Crüe.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Muttley, you snickering, floppy-eared hound!

When courage is needed, you're never around!

Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest

Should be there for bungling, at which you are best.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I’m guessing that Brexleigh’s parents are British and get their news from tabloid newspapers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

All a bit rich coming from someone named 'Henny '

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Considering her name being Henny Gesserit she just might be Wolfgang Atreides' older sister...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That’s 100% not her name

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Probably short for something like Henrietta, tho based on her handle she may go by Didi and there’s no telling what that’s shortened from.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe she's a chicken.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There was a missing child report near me whose name was Mill'ionaire.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a half-baked outline for a character who goes by C. M. Mil’naire and is really embarrassed about the fact that his full name is actually Cash Money Mil’naire. I have no idea how to use him, but I love him too much to not keep around.

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