Three out of four ain't bad.
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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Wow. You've got me.
Those people are actually less than two foot tall.
Wait.. I don't enjoy my interests.
how the hell does gobshite like this get 500+ upvotes
This is literally the shitpost community.
Oh crap! I forgot, I had to born once. Totally forgot and born multiple times.
bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years
Also naked 💀
Am I being doxxed?
I feel so seen
People with anhedonia: No, I don't think I will.
2meirl4meirl
Gasp
How did you get so much right about me? Are you a wizard?
That is so me
Holy shit, I'm white?! I can go jogging!
And also around 2 feet tall! :)
By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
Wait a minute, I know her, that's the woman who's responsible for causing all the problem in my life!
I'll bet she's posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.
She's still smug after being Time Person of the Year in 2006.
I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez
Born at least once
Extreme fetishists: Finally, some representation.
literally me
This makes me think of a friend's child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, "how tall are you for your height?"
Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, "are you tall for your age?".
I am old for my age for sure
This meme got vibe checked by anhedonia
How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?
'at least once' I see you're including the evangelicals
I don’t enjoy my interests. :(
I'm sorry for that :(
I wasn't born tho
C section counts. No stupid Macbeth rules.
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