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‘Flying aliens’ harassing village in Peru are actually illegal miners with jetpacks, cops say::Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never thought I'd say that I think aliens are more plausible than illegal miners with jetpacks, but uh... I actually think aliens might be more plausible than miners with jetpacks. I mean, there have to be more reasonable explanations than aliens or jetpacks, right?

"Miners with jetpacks" feels like something someone would say if they don't give a shit but are being forced into making a report. I just can't see a bunch of people who're mining gold illegally as being capable of rigging together jetpacks, nor can I see them having the money to buy one. Surely if they had the money to buy one then they could have bribed the right officials to make their illegal operations legal; and if they had the skills to make one themselves then I don't think they'd need to be illegally mining for gold.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Read the article right to the end. And think about why illegal miners might want to drive the locals away. And what illegal mining is. The people funding it are not poor and they do have a great deal to gain by not having witnesses around to report on their activities, or to stop them mining their land.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's some Scooby-Doo level shit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought we hadn’t figured out a reliable jet pack technology yet other than those stupid water things. Are you telling me Peruvian miners have figured out jet pack technology and are using it to prank villagers?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That thing looks amazing, but also like, one poorly thought out move/ maneuver away frame plasma slicing off your leg.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

at least it would be a cool story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

¯_(ツ)_/¯

¯_(ツ)_~

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since people keep asking, if its anything, I bet its a Gravity pack: https://gravity.co/

Lots of search and rescue teams train on these as they are simple to fly, and fairly maneuverable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At £380,000 starting price, I have doubts on whether illegal gold miners have the money for that. If they had £380,000 they'd probably be able to bribe their way into legitimacy and still have some money left over.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Depends on who is funding them, and how expansive their operations are. Drug Cartels have been caught using these already. Theyre hardly a controlled product.