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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I went to see Zootopia and the only complaint I heard was from a little girl who I could clearly hear asking their mom "why does that old man not have any kids?" and proceed to say "maybe he's in the wrong room. We should tell him." πŸ˜‘

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Land of the free

Can't drink in the cinema

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No matter one's views on drinking at a cinema...

The dad's an idiot. How the fuck are kids going to realize that's booze in a dark theatre, especially if their dad is between them? He ruined the experience for his kids by constantly drawing attention and letting the kids realize something was up, not Drunky Anon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the booze you can tell -- if he's taking swigs of vodka or whiskey it's pretty easy to know

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

And he was taking chugs, aaaand ended drunk, so it wasn't beer. Also, the smell.

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