DOJ: "I showed you my lawsuit, please respond."
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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It would have been funnier if it was more literal like “Apple refuses to respond to RCS message from DOJ”
DOJ officially bans the color green
Favorite headline from today
“The ‘Walled Garden’ Apple has built around themselves is just another example of Big Tech abusing the power they’ve been given by consumers. Consumers they are causing active harm to, and it simply won’t stand. Can you imagine if the U.S. Government was ignoring or making excuses for an ally that was actively engaged in some sort of campaign that was doing unspeakable harm to innocent civilians? I think not.” The spokesperson said.
Glad they were able to throw that in
Bro xD
Gold.
Ok here's a headline that made me snort my coffee.