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Apple Refuses to Respond to DOJ Lawsuit After Seeing Entire Thing Printed Inside Green Bubble (hard-drive.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“The ‘Walled Garden’ Apple has built around themselves is just another example of Big Tech abusing the power they’ve been given by consumers. Consumers they are causing active harm to, and it simply won’t stand. Can you imagine if the U.S. Government was ignoring or making excuses for an ally that was actively engaged in some sort of campaign that was doing unspeakable harm to innocent civilians? I think not.” The spokesperson said.

Glad they were able to throw that in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Bro xD

Gold.