Is that Fox Mulder?
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Dont rotate them thangs too much. You don’t want them to get tangled in the sac. Happened to a childhood friend of mine and required surgery.
I have a friend with a whole host of health problems, including severe seizures. I was on the phone with him one night, when he said hang on, and I hear "oh, ow!" And then he starts screaming like he's being murdered. I thought it was like an extreme seizure. Turns out, testicular torsion. I felt so badly for him.
So, you're telling me that this could happen at any moment? like, just going down for a walk then... -BAMN- testicular torsion
Is your friend okay now?
Apparently, some people are more likely to have it happen because of an inherited trait. Find out from relatives if it's happened to them? You're probably okay, otherwise! There's a surgical fix if you do have that trait, too.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/testicular-torsion/symptoms-causes/syc-20378270
Somehow, even reading "testicular torsion" is painful.
Dude I'm sitting here bruised to all hell from a vasectomy. Hard agree.