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During lockdown a Canada goose had set up on a canal towpath and was hissing at passers by. A woman didn’t want to go past it, so her boyfriend came back and bodily dragged her along to show her the goose was just fronting. It was not.
The goose flew at her and pecked at her hair.
I thought the geese was holding a gear and I was really confused. On closer inspection they appear to be brass knuckles.
I wish a human would......
You got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate.
Grab a goose by the neck, quickly swing your arm up, then flick the wrist while bringing the arm down. Done.
Quickly enrages Canadians in a few kilometers
British-ass geese
Am British, can confirm.
An alternative thought: he’s opening the passenger door for the Canada goose so they can go beat people up. The driver’s honks were an invitation.
Those motherfuckers will break your arms with their wings
It’s swans that break your arm. Canada geese break your everything.
Cobra chickens are the worst
50$ on the duck.
Against a normal driver, sure, but that's a taxi. My money is on the cabbie.
The duck goes... quack.
The goose goes... honk.
Ok, then 80$ on the goose.