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Image: meme of three panels with the same guy looking pretty bored, pensive, and slow in various locations by himself. The captions reads, "My ADHD brain waiting for the Ritalin to kick in every AM."

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I havent done elvanze for months BECAUSE IT ISNT AVAILABLE SOMEHOW!?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That sucks! I use a Walgreens for my pharmacy. Tho they wont tell me what they have in stock, they are cool with my psychiatrist calling them to see what they have available. Lately, there's been a good stock of methylphenidate CR (extended release Ritalin) in my area. Hope that helps!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I can just call them and ask if its available again. Going to do that later this week

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Same but Strattera for me.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Replace "ritalin" with Adderall and this meme is perfect for me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I just take my meds then stare at my phone for an hour. Lol.

Not sure if Ritalin has similar effects in this sense as Adderall, but I used to run into a problem where I'd wake up, take my meds, get ready and head out the door, then suddenly the most urgent need to #2. I was attending community college at the time, and parking was beyond terrible there, so I'd arrive at like 6:30a, only to find most of the restrooms still locked! Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Psychedelics can make me have the most intense bowl movements.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ritalin doesn't do that to me. It's super smooth. I barely notice I've taken anything. Instead, I'm just able to focus, think things through with patience, and enjoy what I'm working on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This is the dream

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

That’s why I do the short-acting dose on my first alarm and just go back to bed for like 15-30m

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My ADHD brain waiting for the ADHD meds shortage to end.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Too bad the DEA won't stop fucking with us. At some point it has to be considered discrimination of a protected class.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Apparently, there's a good stock of methylphenidate cr right now in my area. Might want to see if your psych can call the pharmacy and check.