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Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a "Windows" car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an "Apple" car that just has an on/off switch

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Linux is a top-fuel dragster where you rebuild the engine every few races /s Fitting linux into this meme is pretty impossible considering how different distros can be. Mint is a two-seater grocery car, debian is an old volvo, gentoo is the drag racer, etc. Its like comparing a single car to a whole company.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It would be a car completely flat on the ground, made up of all it's parts neatly spread out. A geek stands in the center of it all holding an electric screwdriver in one hand and a blow torch in the other wearing a welders mask.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

The charging port is underneath the car

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man, I remember this image when my IT professor showed this image. Of course she was entrenched in linux ideology.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

entrenched in Linux ideology

tell me you've never left your windows bubble even a little bit without saying it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I mean, I have been maining Archlinux w/h KDE Plasma for about 3-4 years now. I don't want to go back to windows anytime soon as a daily driver. I just remember her being VERY preachy about linux. (Well, it was a linux class.)

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Linux is like the Windows car but the guy is smiling

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Stockholm syndrome

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

He's like - you know what? What if I do want to change out my seats? What if I wanna, idk, have a new radio interface or whatever -

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Like one of those hot rods you build yourself from parts you source from a co-op.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What kind of car you're driving that's 160 kilos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I've personally never heard of a car that weighs only 25 stone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

K swapped gokart, probably.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And he can't on most roads

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Where we're going...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

True. Luckily there is no Linux propaganda here. Hey... no need to push me out of WINDOOOOOOoooooo..o..o............

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

There's defense, and there's defenestration.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I generally like Apple, but I’m SO GLAD the “Apple Car” project was cancelled.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

They just couldn't figure out how to restrict it only to Apple Roads.

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