9 seconds as I've seen this 3 times today at this point
Not to mention the time to comment.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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More like 30 seconds.
You probably wasted more time making it tho
OP said "what if the present was meta"
Three and counting... if I would write a comment it would be even more
Don't fall for that though... its only for morons...
Jokes on you, I enjoyed this meme so the time was not wasted. Checkmate
Now let’s say 100,000 people saw that. You just collectively wasted 83h of people’s time. Congrats good sir.
Step 1: get 100,000 Lemmy users
there are dozens of us!
even bakers dozens, potentially!
Worth every second
Joke's on you, I skimmed by it without engaging for more than three sec... shit.
Dmanit! That was 3 seconds I could have spent working on the lab reports I'm procrastinating.
Wait fuck, but this comment just took even more time... GAH
Replying just to distract you further. Hoping we make a thing of it.
your distraction has no power here! i turned data off on my phone and forgot to turn it back on lol.
report is all done (has been done for 6 hours now) and I went home and got drunk. good end to the term. durrr
Now just imagine how much time you'll waste reading replies to this comment!
CURSE YOU, VILLAIN OF PRODUCTIVITY!!!
You'd have just spent it on something else useless. Take this as a reminder.
Btw, how's your lab report going?
That is true.
It's half done right now but it's going faster now that I'm in the groove.
Joke's on you, my life is already a waste.
It's a selfish position, but I think it's okay if you enjoyed it
I use Lemmy during work downtimes, so I dont mean to trigger anyones PTSD when I say this but, Im gonna need more than three seconds.
I shall remember them fondly
You bastard!