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I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Perl:

Just another Perl hacker, (sic)

This was coined by Randall Schwartz on Usenet a very long time ago. The comma has become part of it despite it originally being necessary for the English sentence it first appeared in.

Part of being a Perl aficionado is to write a japh script, that is a Perl script that prints out the above line, comma and all. The more obfuscated it is, the better. Another part is to not write code like that in production, at least not without comments explained what the heck the symbol soup is doing.

"(Perl) Wizard" has been applied to those who are notably proficient, thought that's usually a title bestowed by others.

The self-deprecating alternative is "funny character(s)" for both the symbols that appear all over Perl code as well as those who use them (I think this one was coined by Perl creator Larry Wall himself).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I've heard COBOL devs being referred to in Polish as "koboliści" (I guess you could translate it as "cobolists")

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Coballers - cobalt

Pascalleros - pascal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Might also work for COBOL.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Java = Javier

It actually isn't but I think it should be.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Heathens.

You're a god-forsaken heathen for using the wrong language.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

We Clojurists use Clojure / ClojureScript

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

C#itheads - those are the guys that show up to the emulation project I work on insisting we would drastically improve by nuclear rewriting millions of lines of code into c# (or another language occasionaly).

It's a 20ish yrs old c++ program, we're never doing it but someone will show up trying to push the topic every couple of months.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As a junior dev, who mainly works with C#, wf improvements are they talking about? I always thought that C++ is way better for when performance is important, like in emulation. At my company, the seniors keep talking about how we should move away form .NET to C++.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

C# can have native performance, if you sit down and really optimize shit until you go mad, you can have absolutely minimal runtime friction. The .Net runtime despite it's stupid fucking name from a bygone era is actually really smart with code gen.

This of course depends on the code, project and your own skill level

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Usually some excuse about being more accessible from someone that just doesn't want to leave their own comfort zone - non professionals playing at being professional after coming across our github. See also: complaints about not having an installer download (strictly clone and build)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Some of us aren't as husky as we would like to be; others are trying to be less husky. Presumably some of us are happy with ourselves, though I'm yet to meet them 😅

Jokes aside, we are all lovely people who just want to sit you down, make you a cup of tea, and convince you that good code does nothing and object-oriented programming is evil 😉

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