There are days when I want to go straight from the meeting to a running woodchipper and dive head first
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL
Demo Driven Development is wayyy worse.
I believe this is called a "stand up". That is, you're standing up your real work for an hour so a ~~useless middle manager~~ scrum master can feel like they're contributing.
Made better when you literally have no change from yesterday's standup. Lol