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Meeting Driven Development (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

There are days when I want to go straight from the meeting to a running woodchipper and dive head first

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Always has been.

Next up on O'RLY's roster - Politics Driven Development. Undoing the apolitical societal programming for fun and profit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

coming soon: Vibe Driven Development

JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Demo Driven Development is wayyy worse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe this is called a "stand up". That is, you're standing up your real work for an hour so a ~~useless middle manager~~ scrum master can feel like they're contributing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Made better when you literally have no change from yesterday's standup. Lol