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My favorite was that time I was making enough to afford the payments on a mortgage but they wouldn't give me a mortgage because my credit score wasn't good enough and they were worried I couldn't make the payments even though I provided the income information that showed I could totally make the payments because fuck me for being young I guess.
So instead I spent years paying way more to rent, preventing me from saving up enough to buy much of anything.
Why would you become a cartoon mouse at 25?
See, this is what's wrong with America. This is the future liberals want. The demonrats are putting estrogen in the vaccines to turn everyone into cartoon mice.
puberty
first or second
At least I have chicken.
God dammit leroy
It’s not my fault!
I own a house, car, etc and I still make sure that I get every last drop of shampoo out of the bottle. Not saying that is how you save enough for down payment but just that they aren't mutually exclusive.
"Own" is a very tricky word, when paired with "Down Payment"
Same. I still believe "if you take care of the pennies the dollars take care of themselves" of course, that implies the ownership of dollars, which some do not have, so this wisdom does not always translate completely.
I'm even designing a 3D printed jig so I can securely connect any two bottles and let gravity do the work overnight.
The only thing that it indicates is that you're not wasteful.
But i'm thinking if you cry about it, the meaning is pretty clear.
At 25 I lived in a 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom house with 13 people in a beach town and chuckled to myself about how people waste so much money on having a house all to their own when they could be having so much fun, surrounded by friends every day. Sorry 25 year old me... I enjoy quiet, peeing indoors and not fighting over power usage and who left their dishes laying around.
If you are into peeing a lot of free content
What exactly is that poorly drawn mouse-like creature actually doing, and why?
Running a small amount of water into a nearly empty bottle of shampoo (or body wash, etc.) allows you to get the last little bit out of the bottle. It's basically an austerity measure, a sign that a person is stretching every dollar.
Watering down the remaining 7-in-1 shower product because they can't afford to replenish supplies because the price of everything is too damn high.
Of soap tho? Here in Germany you can buy the store brand, which is decent, for like 50 cents a bottle - which lasts you weeks.
The brand stuff (fa, nivea, axe, old spice) is 1 to 3 euros and the luxury (rituals, loccitaine, etc) 5 to 15.
Well, it is kind of an extreme example to illustrate that OP feels like they have to save money wherever they can. Well, it might also be somewhat of a hyperbole for comedic effect, I don't know that.
That's $6 a bottle. Cheapest comparable is probably $4
I showed this to my wife and she said "Who the fuck had Dove money at 25?"
Dove body wash is the cheapest per ounce at Costco. Yep, even cheaper than Kirkland.