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[–] [email protected] 198 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Nice try, Academy Award winning director Quentin Tarantino, but I'm not falling for that one again.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 8 months ago (5 children)

It's the oldest profession for a reason. Everyone is selling their body just one gender can do it more directly more easily and with the Internet doesn't even have to do it with people interacting with their physical body anymore.

When times are rough, some fucker will still be horny.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Where are all these people at? You want to pay my rent in exchange for pictures of my feet, we can deal.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I just sell my shower water.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bath water is way easier to bottle.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

It's the elusiveness of the shower water that makes it so valuable.

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I mean, I'm guessing that's why >.>

[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago (4 children)

back in the ancient times I deleted my instagram because all comments were indian men asking me for feet pics

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Baby jirl u r a gooduss plz send bobs and vagine mayb feet? 🦶🙏🙏

Cum to dubai

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You could have monetized that but I guess hindsight is 20/20.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (1 children)

can and want to are two very different things.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That do anything for ya? How much do you think I could charge?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Where's ze money, Lebowski?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mmmm... You mean elephant hoofing 🤤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Is that the next step after cankles?

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