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Paying your rent: it's that easy (lemmy.zip)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That do anything for ya? How much do you think I could charge?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Rule 34 in action.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere... Fuck it!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Doubly apropos, from a Tarantino flick 👨🏼‍🍳🤌🏼

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Where's ze money, Lebowski?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon.

With nail polish.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mmmm... You mean elephant hoofing 🤤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Is that the next step after cankles?