Going to see Argyle in an hour. I think this should be a fun one.
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Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)
Have you ever noticed that phone chats on tv and movies always have perfect spelling? ( unless it's l33t or whatever the equivalent is these days )
The only thing more annoying than posts from new members of public Facebook groups to say "thanks for accepting me" are posts saying "thanks for excepting me".
"Thanks for aksing me."
It's funny to me how some people hate travelling alone, even to safe countries. I'm quite ok with it and I've done it more than once.
I'm going to live my life and I'm not going to wait around until somebody else is available to chaperone me.
I've done a fair bit of it and there are pros and cons. I can do it and still like it, but I'd prefer to share experiences with someone. I'm not going to not travel until I have someone to travel with though.
I used to do it all the time too. It's cool.
I prefer to travel on my own for the most part. Other people require too much work to coordinate and negotiate with unless you are extremely compatible.
I've been reading through the instructions for the Ikea drawers I'm getting on Saturday, and it is mostly pretty clear except one bit I'm not 100% sure on. I think it means that trying to have sex with the drawer unit on a hard floor will break it, so I should put it on a soft surface and stroke it gently instead.
You should post this to the cookie cutter identification group
I think it means if you want to merge with the drawer you to treat the drawer to Aladdin's magic carpet or else it will be sad and its heart will break.
I think it means the drawer needs a slow hand, not a heated rush. Could break shit otherwise.
I am looking to get a bike to go for rides with my daughter (and ride to work), are the Fluid bikes from Anaconda any good? They look to have good reviews on the site. Unfortuntely they don't have any in stock where I am so I can't even try it out.
Apparently βMr Catfishβ (bloody hell that sounds odd!) wants to join Lemmy. Now where am I supposed to put neurotic overthinking gift posts about the anniversary heβs about to forget?
My husband joined when we had that lemmy problem to help me work out how to get back in. He made a comment and was so proud of himself (his first time ever on social media) until I explained he actually made a post instead of a reply to my comment. He has made no more attempts.
You need an alt account, '@totallynotCatfish'
Nath might get cross if I ask for a fifth account.
Hahaha I honestly wouldn't know if you had a fifth account. I just wanted to help you get back into the account you had rather than have to make account(s) you didn't really want.
If you want a new account, I have no issues with that.
While everyone's accounts are connected to email addresses, I have to log into the database directly to query that table. It isn't a part of my regular UI. The only thing we use those email addresses for is sending password resets. I neither know nor want to know anyone's email beyond helping them access their accounts.
One of the other ones had no connected email. That might have been an .ee though. Anyway, if you can purge olds without much trouble, please?
Just throw a few dollars to the fundraising acount and I'm sure you'll be fine. I suggest you go for something opposite your current name to avoid suspicion. Dogloaf perhaps.
Perhaps Nellie the Nobody?
If you call yourself Nellie all posts would need to be in character as a numbat.
Nellie seems to have rolled up as an Elven Decker. A ghost writer may be appropriate.
Having to do a seance every time you want to make a post could be very inconvenient.
Catfish? Who is Catfish? My name is Guy Incognito.
This man is my exact double!
THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!
Hmm do I buy ice cream that's on special at the moment but forgo something a pre-ordered item that got delayed where I ordered from or get it available instantly elsewhere?
Ice Cream I'm thinking of getting is below.
the fountain on chesterville appears to be getting worse. Floodwaters now consuming entire footpath and look to be undermining wall. Note present from owners rather beleagueredly pleads that people not try and be helpful and shut off their mains, it won't stop the leak, they told south east water three weeks ago, they know, they know, please stop asking.
Council might be able to push if further if you indicate the footpath is obstructed, as that is their responsibility. Contacting your local representative directly can also be a good option as they can push things that otherwise get lost in the bureaucracy. If the wall that is being damaged is a tall wall that could pose a risk to people walking past if it collapses you could also call SES or 000.
Where abouts on Chesterville?
I hope it doesn't end up creating a sinkhole somewhere.
just shy of the south road intersection, that big ol' greek place next to the derelict lot. Don't think it could sinkhole, but man, that thing is definitely becoming a water feature. I snap/sent, but since that just rolls back to SE water and they already know about it dunno if it will do shit.
Boss just told me I'm getting a sidekick to train. A fresh, young, uncorrupted-by-life law student. I smell the subtle scent of nepotism, as the kid is the nephew twice removed of his dad's first wife. Time will tell how this goes.
Presumably in a legal field the advice to βhave fun corrupting themβ would be misplaced.
May your sidekick be more Cousin It than Neil Kellerman.
Law students will inevitably be corrupted - it is in the nature of the beast. Will attempt to preserve their innocence as long as possible (heh heh). No I'm not crossing my fingers behind my back.
Sidekicks are awesome.
Until they kick you... :)
Despite funny work shenanigans, this morning is going far far slower than I'd like... This week being my first week in the office after being sick and still having lingering little bits has me mega pooped.
Edit - a very important word lmao
I had another incredibly vivid dream, but no dystopian elements this time, thank $deity. Because I just spent an hour typing it out here it is.
excessively detailed dream paragraphs because I'm bored
I was walking up a narrow winding road through a wooded area to arrive at a unbelievably lush yet pocket-sized suburb completely surrounded by massive broadleaf trees in a sweeping vista; I believed it was the US, because I'd come here to find a reclusive expert who didn't live in Australia. And it looked nothing like any Australian place I'd ever been to. I was in complete awe of this place and wanted to find out more...
I looked at the map on my phone and this unusually green village appeared to be cleverly tucked behind a train station and commercial area beyond a band of trees to the north. Thinking I had plenty of time before meeting the expert, I headed into the thicket of trees down a small, well-worn dirt path for a good while until I emerged to a row of slightly grimy shophouses and the sounds of a town on a lazy afternoon.
I spotted a narrow arcade and walked through its tiled corridor to the other side, only to find out I was now in Sydney - specifically Eastwood, according to the train station further down the road, though the area looked nothing like the actual Eastwood; it looked more like the high street of a Japanese suburb, two-to-four storey shophouses, cute pedestrian crossings, narrow roads, pot plants and all. I found myself next to a gaggle of chatty Korean ahjummas, many of whom were just leaving (or waiting to go into) a travel agents that mostly ran English classes. Somehow I was fixated on what they were saying even though I don't understand Korean...
The loud wheeze of a departing train snapped me to my senses; it had turned into evening and the streets were emptying out. I realised I was now supposed to get to my cousin's place before sundown (IRL i have a cousin who lives a short drive away, in this dream it was ten years later and he had moved closer to "Eastwood" because his landlord sold the rental and his kids were going to high school. I just knew this all along without any exposition or signs, and almost thought it was still true when I woke up; isn't it amazing how that happens in dreams?)
After walking for a while following confusing map instructions, I came to an industrial area and thought I was really lost, only to turn the corner and find my cousin kicking a soccer ball in an abandoned lot while waiting for his kids to finish their after school activities at a converted warehouse nearby. He greeted me warmly like we hadn't seen each other in a decade, and gave me instructions to get to his place, where I was told a delectable fish stew had been set aside for me (and at this point I was acutely aware of my hunger)... but first, could I do him a massive, jump in his car and have a look at the malfunctioning video screens in there? This part I'm curious about because I didn't "know" I was handy with hardware throughout the dream (and I'm not IRL either), but I had this weird confidence.
So I get to the car, a sort of early 2000s-looking grey Toyota SUV, and when I get in it's still got a cassette player and buttons and knobs from the 80s - and it seems like my cousin has jerry-rigged a few video screens about the size of those TomToms: one in the front and two to the back. Everything looks grey and overcast. I twist around to get a better look at the back seat, which has a bunch of old clothes for donation bundled up in those grey supermarket bags you don't see any more...
Only then does it hit me: I must have entered a portal that transported me not just to Sydney but an alternate universe where technology developed differently, and that's why my phone map was being weird - it wasn't of that world. I wasn't of that world! That's why I had no idea why I was asked to fix the screens. Was I even going to get to eat that fish stew?
Just as I realised this, I felt my fingers start to disintegrate, and that's when I heard the 8:50am school bell from across the road IRL and started waking up...
Anyway, I think I should give my cousin in Sydney a call to catch up. 8/10 dream. Better get on with the day now...
My dreams are so boring in comparison :(
So cool. I love the way you describe absolutely everything in your dream.