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Feel like you want to sneer about something but you don't quite have a snappy post in you? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut'n'paste it into its own post, there’s no quota here and the bar really isn't that high

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I’ve started noticing what might be described as “filler art” being done by AI. For example, while a local restaurant was being constructed, it had boards up to obscure the goings on with AI art on it- easily distinguished by bad hands, disturbing looking noodles, and amorphous blobs resembling, uh, more morphous blobs. I didn’t take any photos because I didn’t want to ruin the sanctity of my phone.

Once they finally opened I tried their food and it sucked.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Once they finally opened I tried their food and it sucked.

So it was at least accurate advertising on their part.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

petition to have these threads sorted by new by default, if that technology exists

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

once again i'm suggesting matrix room

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (9 children)

new might be a good global default for everything local to our instance, given the traffic patterns of our threads. unfortunately it might take some doing to make that the default just for local stuff, without making things janky for folks reading federated content

amazingly, lemmy doesn’t even seem to persist the last sort you’ve selected correctly. which is like easy 10 lines of code to do even in React with Typescript

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

given the traffic patterns of our threads

Highlighting the new posts since the last time you visited a thread would be amazing if possible.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

my pet conspiracy theory is that the two streamers had installed cheats at one point in the past and compromised their systems that way. but i have no evidence to base that on, just seems more plausible to me than "a hacker discovered an RCE in EAC/Apex and used it during a tournament to install game cheats on two people and [appear to] do nothing else"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Yesterday before bed I saw some galaxy-brained takes on PKM (personal knowledge management software) from a 7-day old account, and curiosity took over me. I was not disappointed. (sadly they deleted their account after I woke up: /u/Few-Elephant-2600 if you're bored and have moderator API access)

Link

Since GPUs continuously generate large amounts of waste heat during AI training, could electric/GPU stoves utilize this unused thermal energy resource through on-demand tickets as distributed networks instead of citizens using a wasteful private electric stove? What are the scientific challenges?

Honey can you preheat the porn generator?

Maybe you could pair it with this accursed AI of Things Smart Oven. Fun quotes:

“Users aren’t aware of any of the oven’s learning processes,”

Ovens that learn from one another

Finally, I can experience Windows progress bars when baking potatoes:

The predictive model updates the remaining baking time every 30 seconds

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

i think that there's *at least one supercomputing centre in germany that uses waste heat for heating buildings and not only their own

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Didn't some soviet towns run central heating off power plant waste heat? "Where do you live? OpenAiVille, we get free^M cheaper central heating, but the noise of the severfans running every day and night is deafening."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

combined heat and power isn't a technology unique to eastern block countries, but surely centralized city planning makes it easier to pump waste heat into municipal heating grid (or out to some chemical works or such). tbh it didn't even occur to me that there are serious cities (population 100k+) that don't have city-owned heating grid, even 50k towns and smaller can have their own CHP plants (tiny one, fits in shipping container or two)

and it's not just some towns no no no. it was implemented everywhere where it was practical. near big cities - these need both power and heat, so okayish coal is shipped to them by rail, burned there and provides both heat and energy. beijing for example runs on 10 or so large CHP plants iirc. near lignite mines - lignite is burned there (does not make sense to ship it anywhere else, too shitty) and nearby town has free heat. where there's neither, either coal was shipped to be burned in heating plants, centralized or individual, or gas was delivered by pipelines also for heating, and energy was delivered from larger centralized facilities. if there's fuckton of energy somehow, like in russian far east with their abundant hydropower, or nothing else is practical, in some places heating was electric

NYC has steam pipelines running around the city, doesn't that use CHP plants?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

yet another crypto argument getting run through find/replace

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

This is true, with the important distinction that presumably the next generation of GPUs will produce more calculation per unit of input energy, as opposed to proof-of-work crypto mining, where the coin generation is constant in time, by design.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bosch noooooooo.

People Stop Buying $4000 Appliances Whose Features Can Be Bricked From Corporate Challenge has ended due to lack of contestants. People Stop Buying Appliances Where It Can Set Something On Fire If It Mixes Your Data With Someone At A Different Altitude Challenge has begun.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

at what point is "large amounts of heat" output considered the part that's the waste?

Do they know that brake discs get hot because they're stopping a car from colliding with a wall?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But for electronics basically all heat is excess. Brakes are literally supposed to turn kinetic energy into heat. A GPU is supposed to solve linear equations quickly. The generated heat is because we don't know how to not generate it. If I could power my oven with all the energy waste while playing Crysis I totally would.

Plus, heat of the brakes is also technically waste. Case in point, Formula 1 cars have specially designed systems whose purpose is converting energy dissipated during braking back into battery charge to power the hybrid engine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My point was more about how you decide that the heat is the undesirable outcome compared to whatever the fuck the thing is meant to be doing. Brakes have a very clear purpose at the expense of the heat. GPUs being used as graphics processing units when you’re playing crysis have a very clear purpose to heat output ratio. Ya see wot I mean?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Yup, now I get the sneer, sorry for not catching on earlier.

To respond in this vein then: at least real art pieces I could burn for fuel...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

@hrrrngh @dgerard

There’s a company that wants to do this/is doing it with server-based hot water heaters.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Since GPUs continuously generate large amounts of waste heat during AI training, could electric/GPU stoves utilize this unused thermal energy resource

I'm actually aware of businesses that already do exactly this, usefully

through on-demand tickets as distributed networks

"tickets" is this Ethereum bullshit?

instead of citizens using a wasteful private electric stove?

  • Citizens Don't Need To Cook
  • Not a citizen? Get fucked scrub.

(this leaves me feeling incredibly ??????)

What are the scientific challenges?

this seems like JAQing behaviour?

[ed: once again wearing my Lemmy Ate My Formatting shirt]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

instead of citizens using a wasteful private electric stove?

I'm 99% sure this person eats only gig-work delivered food

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

has anti aging research actually accomplished anything or is the entire field a grift?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Think dgerard mentioned last time I talked about it re H+ transhumanism anti aging that it all seems to have stalled.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

none of it ever went anywhere (because these people are clowns who barely understand the thing they claim to be doing) and de Grey got kicked out of the pseudoscience charity he founded for sexual harassment

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I still think about that Alcor stuff.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

This is tangential, but there's a surprisingly interesting article about penis enlargement from ProPublica. It's sobering to see people who've convinced themselves it must have worked, because considering if they actually made things worse is just too horrible. If there are any crazy, invasive age therapies out there, maybe there'd be similar themes.

https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

On a lighter note:

[Dr. Penile Implants] has also been named as a defendant in product liability lawsuits regarding inflatable penile prosthesis brought by plaintiffs Dick Glass and Semen Brodsky.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Tangential to your tangential - nice to see that the moral compass of McKinsey associates is still true north.

By the end of the year, Elist was doing roughly 60 Penuma procedures a month, and his oldest son, Jonathan, left a job at McKinsey to become the CEO of International Medical Devices, as they called their family firm.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not even halfway reading this and holy fuck it's grim

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Yeah it is one of those, wish I had not read that stories. Poor guys.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

CW, if you are male, maybe skip the part where the actual implant procedure is described. Starting with the sentence "With a purple marker,"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

But then you'll never find out what like a jellyfish surfacing at sea is in reference to.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

@gerikson Eh, I grew up in a family of doctors. They'd discuss their workdays at the dinner table. I fear nothing. Let's have a read, see what all the fuss is ab... (turns green, excuses self)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Jesus Christ, I'm a penis haver and reading this gives the same sensations as watching people be punched in the balls.

The amount of toxic masculinity brain rot required before you willingly go for such an invasive procedure is inconceivable to me.

Also, this fucking quote:

You have to treat your penis like a Rolex.

What in the fuck's mercy is this supposed to mean? You're supposed to change its battery every few years? Take it off at night? I have a watch, just, you know, not a Rolex, a normal-person fucking watch, and I can't decipher this. Is there some specific species of brain worm you get when you buy specifically a Rolex watch?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The amount of toxic masculinity brain rot required before you willingly go for such an invasive procedure is inconceivable to me.

The writer says there's some indication it may literally be a psychiatric condition along the lines of body dysmorphia, and that most people who go through with it are at least average sized but unhealthily preoccupied with their member, consistently reporting feelings of shame and helplessness.

She also says that supposedly the consensus on the evolution of genital size has been quietly moving away from assumptions about giving an edge with inseminatory success and towards them being just for show, as apparently male primates do tend to involve their genitals in threat displays. Which is to say, maybe for some people it's just unusual wiring that manifests as penis related existential angst.

Still, it doesn't mention the extent to which the above is just evo-psych enthusiasts idly theorizing, or if field testing actually showed it's possible to win a showdown with a gorilla by dropping trou and windmilling.

And then there's also the guy who had the procedure done and is super happy about it, except he's now looking at options for enlarging his wife's vaginal canal and entrance as she's been having a rough time of it, and who I'm sure would be found out to be the walking and talking personification of toxic masculinity if you were to give him the time of day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Penis enlargement and breast implants can be understood as gender affirming surgery for cis people, it is just an affirmation of the gender assigned at birth. Rather than go to primates I would point to ancient Greece and it's statues to make the point that ideals of gender and bodies shift over time. Greek statues shows as I understand it often an ideal body, which by the norms of its time included a rather small penis. So maybe some male ancient Greeks wished there were treatments to shrink their package?

With gorillas, my understanding is that primates that have very unequal sizes between the sexes has small penises, while its among the primates with roughly equal body size you find larger penises. So akin to plummage, the males showing off of that their bodies can afford to waste resources, and thus presumably is very fit. I am no biologist, but I think this means that if you try to win a domination fight with a gorilla, it may show who is the boss by showing off its physical strength. So not recommended.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh god theres a whole watch ‘community’ and its toxic as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

"Guys will literally do anything instead of therapy" episode 2137

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

@V0ldek @hrrrngh

Tie it to your wrist with a metal chain?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Show it to others as a visual gaudy signal of wealth?

Or to tell time? lifts left testicle "ten" lifts right "thirteen".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm now imagining populations of penis havers who scoff at the enlarged ones behaving like the Rolex aficionados who play "spot the fake Rolex" and get into all kinds of watch minutiae. Look at the telltale marks around the base - definitely enlarged, not like my 100% natural model, which comes 2.5 seconds fast per day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

You can see it's not genuine Penuma since its not leaking puss all over.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I am not a penis-haver and when I read that article my own parts shriveled up in sympathetic horror.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bonus

Gordon Muir, a urologist in London, said that he’s been taking out Penumas “all the way across the bloody pond.”

Perfectly placed in the article, you're reading about a horrific predatory industry and then a Brit pops up saying "ah those fookin' yankee wankers, mangling cocks and sending them to me". Just all-round endearing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "overpaid, oversexed and over here"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There seems to be some legitimate research into the effectiveness of anti-aging compounds like retinol, also they’ve come out with some good advice like wearing sunscreen, drinking enough water, and eating balanced diets to promote skin health which reduces the signs of what we usually associate with aging, if you count that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

so the actual advice is "don't eat trash less healthy than asbestos"

there are some people claiming that polyphenols, flavins or other pharmalogically mischievous, promiscuous trash like that that is barely soluble in the first place and shredded by liver within minutes after absorption into bloodstream is the Real Secret To Long Life (tm) but it's really proxy for the not-deep-fried-everything diet, or at least that's the impression that i'm getting

one specific strain that boils my piss the most is curcumin peddlers, because they waste everyone's time and it's a part of government-funded altmed disinformation campaign (of India in this case)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m annoyed by seed oilers claiming to have prevented sunburn.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

seed oilers don't even have an interesting conspiracy theory

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point:

The furor over seed oils has gotten so intense that on Aug. 15, Andrew Tate couldn’t help but mock people about it: “SEED OILS SEED OILS OMG SEED OILS OMG FUCKING OMG SEED OILS FUCK FUCK OMG FUCK,” he tweeted. “I can tell you losers have never had real enemies. You’re afraid of sunflowers. You legit won’t shut up about it.”

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