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bpdshan

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

[Close-up picture of a document, most of the text is censored/cropped.]

STRICTLY PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTI[...]
They Them
...
...
...
Manchester
...

Dear Them,


You have been referred for an assessmen[...]


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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Beat me to it.

Also, "Hair: yes. Eyes: yes."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've seen this movie too many times and have never noticed that detail, thanks for that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I just noticed it myself; in the film it goes by so fast and you're looking at "Sure, Not" the whole time because that joke is plenty funny by itself.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

You skipped the pronoun phase and went straight to the boss battle.