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Those markings really were unnecessary (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This is a little random but I just gotta get it off my chest lmao.

The other day I walked into a small restroom at school and saw two there was one stall left open. I couldn't see inside the stall, as it was parallel to the doorway I was standing in. Anyway, I walked over to the stall and nearly ran into the guy who was standing there peeing with the door open. Of course, the guy heard me approach and looked over his shoulder at me like I had two heads, and I retreated, embarrassed.

Anyway, if that guy is reading this, I'm sorry lol. Believe me, it won't happen again. You've instilled a deep fear in me and I will forever approach bathroom stalls slowly and carefully, leaning forward just enough as I approach to see if anyone is lurking inside. It won't happen again. It won't.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

When there's barriers and a line of guys are waiting cuz they're obeying the gap rule, I love seeing their looks of confused frustration as I walk right up to one of the free urinals. Not my fault yall are fragile and insecure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's needed just in case.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

At least he didn't turn to use the same urinal as the other guy. "Sword fight!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All I got is a dagger at best, take it or leave it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"No, I meant the pee streams, THE PEE STREAMS!!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh...... I knew that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's my missing the "I use Arch, BTW".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Of course, I use Arch, BTW.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every woman I've explained this to thinks it's ridiculous. They actually choose stalls next to each other in case they need toilet paper or something.

And they talk in the bathroom. To strangers. What the hell is up with that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I do not understand the whole bathroom thing either. I hate it when women try to talk to me in the bathroom. I do not understand why I have to go to the bathroom with them either and I certainly don't need a minder. I could understand maybe at a club or something if they genuinely didn't feel safe, but always just boggles my mind.

Also, fuck those overpowering auto fragrance sprayers that set my allergies off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

We don't need male and female bathrooms. We need talking and non-talking bathrooms.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

women getting beaten, mugged or raped by women is not an everyday concern. they don't pee with their backs to the room without doors. men getting jumped in a bathroom is much more common.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Dude where do you live?

I live in Manchester, UK which can be a bit stabby and not once in my life have I been afraid of some random unprovoked attack.

What a way to live your life, in fear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gonna be honest here. Last time I ever heard anyone ever being beaten up in a bathroom was back in high school. What are you doing in there that causes so many people to fight you?

You know its just a privacy thing right? Like "hey dont look at my dick" sorta deal. You know this right? Right? RIGHT?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i hear you and i see the crowd votes. i believe its instinctual and about testosterone and safety. I've never accidently seen a bathroom cock, but I've felt not wanting to rub elbows with a stranger while i'm mid stream. and i was in a courtroom for a case where a man randomly murdered a stranger in a public bathroom years ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This sounds like word-salad vomited mid-thought. Is there some fantastical background information we're not seeing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand the red urinals, they make such a mess when you use them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They’re for faeces silly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Obviously, yeah, I'm not a moron. Still doesn't make it any less of a disaster zone once the transaction is complete.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Which hand do you use to catch the turd? That might be the problem here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate