dammit Randall stick to physics
actually this is pretty fun even if wrong, keep making linguistics things
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Hey Splay.
Shiggity shiggity schwa?
What's my name? Shmifty five.
Tangentially related to getting stuck in a tunnel obstructed by onions: one time I was stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 in Philadelphia, traffic completely stopped for about three hours. Eventually we got moving again and passed the source of the jam. A semi carrying a load of honeydew melons had caught fire. I would have thought melons contained enough water to prevent them from burning, but that was not the case.
Maybe those were illegal smoke and honey melons 🤔
Doesn't the 'nel' in tunnel break this?
Maybe it depends on where you're from but I pronounce "tuh-nuhl"
Really? I think it's supposed to be silent, not a schwa. Did you mean “tuh-nl”?
Slow down your speech a bit (like listen to it in super slow mo) and you'll realize there's definitely a schwa sound between the N and the L sounds. Just how our mouths work moving through the shapes for them creates a schwa sound.
By that logic, should not there be a schwa after the L too? That ('tǝnǝlǝ) would be absurd.
Took me a goddamn while. Goddamn English and the lack of phonetic spelling!
I was a little slow too because some of those words have other possible pronunciations
Which is why we shouldn't have phonetic spelling!
This is like when my friend from CA discovered merry, marry, Mary except it's everything.
There's a cool, old video about this. I'm not sure if this is what you're referencing:
I don't get it.
I'm even more confused now...
They're all using only the 'uh' sound for every non-silent vowel in each word.
That 'uh' sound is apparently called the schwa in linguistics.
(edit: clarified after i had already hit the post button)
All the vowels make an 'uh' sound when you read the sentence out loud
Not in my accent
Nor mine 😥
Nor mine😥
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