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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What savages would use Paint without AI???

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What about winamp and windows media center audio visualizers. Trippy patterns

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

skiifree was also a solid choice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

And Chip's Challenge.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

All I see is four badass apps with no ads and no dark patterns.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

TIL about my financial situation, I guess. What's wrong with them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And this was fancy stuff. Command prompts on an Apple IIe was my first computer experience.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

MS-DOS and qBasic for me 😂

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's nice to know that even without internet, they still had Balatro ❤️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t forget Hover!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

'Member when you bought a magazine and got a FREE floppy or CD with a bunch of (shareware/demo) games? I played the same 2 demo maps of Age of Empires to death - the game had 3, but the 3rd one was too hard for youngster me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

First Mount&Blade for me. It was hard capped so you straight up can not play after some level (?). I wonder how many times I rolled a stone on top of that mountain, only to gleefuly repeat the process after it felt back.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No matter what it says about my game time on Steam, XBox, etc. I still think Space Cadet has given me the most hours on record (albeit unrecorded).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Holding shift and dragging the selection box around in paint was like 60% of my computer classes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was Encarta the one with a trivia game? Or was that Britannica? Cause I remember my antisocial young self playing it to death.

I still got some useless facts stuck in my head, taking up valuable space.. I can't conjure any of them on demand; but someone could randomly mention a species of frog and I would go, "oh yeah, they're native to Madagascar!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Iirc encarta was an encyclopedia software

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My Encarta 97 CD-ROM had a game where you went through rooms of a castle answering trivia questions to move on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I stumbled onto this at a library as a kid and couldn't get enough! This library was a big one and it wasn't near us, so I selfishly tried to squeeze in every moment I could.

I did feel guilty, knowing my grandmother was stuck waiting for me, but the game was too compelling, my nerdiness too severe, and my grandma too gentle. I was powerless to do anything but press on.

Years later I realized...my grandma was a librarian, and this was an unfamiliar library to her. She had the better time by a mile, and must have counted her lucky stars that I was content to just stay in one place (AKA safe and behaving myself) for hours on end. I can remember her coming to check on me every so often, and each time I couldn't believe I got to play even more.

Thanks for the memory :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that's the one!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well there goes the rest of my day, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Whenever people mention Space Cadet pinball, I HAVE to recommend the reverse engineered open source version on github (source ports for almost every type of platform).
It's also available on flathub.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh, my nostalgia. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for the Linux link! Where is that on the git

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not shown: my Amiga500

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What is this fancy shit? I had to launch my games with MS DOS commands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

and everything was green

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

> qbasic nibbles.bas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Your computers had games in colors?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Had dialup from 1994, still spent hours playing Space Cadet and Solitaire.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

You didn't have diskettes or CDs in your neck of the woods?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

500 games on 10 CD-ROMs 👌

(485 of them are shareware demos you can only play for 15 minutes at a time, but still)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to say, I didn't have Internet until college we still had CD-ROMs, game consoles, and of course the public library for Internet when needed. Not that these options aren't excellent free entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

In paint be sure to make a bunch of random lines and then use the fill bucket to fill in random colors in the spaces.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

How do you know?!?! This is one of the most laser precise call out to my childhood ive ever seen in an internet comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Em spaint was always fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'd fill the whole screen, then use the freestyle cutting and go wild with the mouse, then delete the selection, leaving a weirdly neat 2-color mosaic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh I totally forgot that I did play with MS Paint! I invented cities, countries, or I just did what you described. Fun times!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I used pixel-level zoom and drew top-down Star Wars starfighters and then copied and pasted them to have battles.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot chess {or checkers, if you want to}

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