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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

“I’m not a bigot because Christ forgives me!”

— my mom

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

If they do another one for bigotry, I'd send it to my parents.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

That guy in the thumbnail has a lot of coffee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Shhh! There's a lethal dose of caffeine, let him drink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Correction: he has a great deal of coffee cups. It might be an issue where he doesn't use a trash can.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He had a $300 windfall and decided to spend it all on coffee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Arooo! Don't spend it all in one place!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Wtf, I didn't even notice until I read your comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And talking about Hitler’s military accomplishments, if you’re not a historian, you’re probably a racist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of the episode of Peep Show where the main character, who's a WWII history buff, goes to a WWII re-enactment and makes friends with someone who's a little too into being a Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Saying racist things not racist, insist Tories.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago

Literally what a uk conservative politician said the other day on tv. Satire is dead.