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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, we need more of the "I'm so desperate I have to keep working even though my town is being shelled" mentality here in the United States of Freedom! That's the dream our forefathers fought for!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This guy rents out storage boxes and thinks he’s some sort of business genius LOL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

His ego is larger than his penis size.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If Americans would just socialize in real life and stop using these companies, then they wouldn't get ad revenue and they would go away. I block all fucking ads. I have contingencies. I VPN all the fucking time. I lie about my telemetry. I have a recursive DNS server. I mean I do everything I can. The internet has become walled gardens and hostile towards working people. It is a front in the class war. Some people are just late to show up to the party. I use my Boomer mother who's too stubborn to adopt my methods and also probably doesn't have the cognitive abilities as my control group. Being a pessimist and not trying is you locking yourself up in your own chains. My mom's phone rings off the hook daily. While mine rings about once a week. we use the same phone. Two phones, same model phone. I do not use Facebook because I'm not a beta cuck or any of these things. I do not use Twitter. I do not use Reddit. I do not use GitHub. I don't use any of these fucking things. If I had a job that required these services, I would create a computer that was just for work, and I would take the battery out of it when I got home. I would never connect it to my own internet. You pay for something and then they milk you. Now tell me how does that make sense? The problem with America is a nation of uber-cucks. This is war! At the end of the day, if it gets worse than this, I am willing to smash every computer I have. But I don't need to do that, because I don't have Windows Management System. I don't use Mac. core boot baby. If you want a future worth living for, then try harder. The last thing you want to do is bring work home. I will return to the office and I would hope the workers that I worked with wanted to have a union. I don't shit where I eat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The extra L stands for leadership.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This has to be satire. Please, someone tell me it's satire.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It has to be.

Point one says come back to the office, indicating they don’t like remote work.

Point two says hire people to work remotely.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I'd like to believe you, but that could just be hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Do something to differentiate yourself, accept a pay level like you live in a war torn country

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

That got me fired up!!!

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