"My name Is Nicholas and I live in a hollow tree. In the Spring, I like to craft homemade explosives. I watch the agents and the agents watch me. When it rains, I collect the water for my sovereign citizen home. In the Summer, I prepare, for in Fall, big things are coming."
(Like, two people with this kids book will get it and one will laugh, but that's totally worth it to be added to a list).