What's the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn't a convicted rapist.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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I guess technically this doesn't break rule 2. But it is getting pretty hard to avoid Trump stuff flooding everything.
We need to oppose him for sure, but for our own sanity we also need some spaces where he doesn't feature at all.
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Pretty funny to see.
“Now this—this is the greatest sandwich ever created. We’re talking historic. It’s got the best balloney—the best, not that fake deli junk—they say it’s 100% truth meat, just like me. The Russian dressing? It’s strong, it’s bold, it respects strength. Putin himself said, ‘Donald, this dressing is beautiful.’ And the pickle—tiny, yes, but it gets the job done. Tremendous flavor, very efficient. Some people are even saying it’s a perfect sandwich—maybe even the most masculine sandwich of all time. Crooked media won’t admit it, but they’re eating it too, behind closed doors. Everybody wants a bite of the Trump Sandwich. It wins. It just wins.”
That was way too coherent. You need to nuke that structure to the Stone Age to make it authentic.
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For an extra charge, the employee will give you the authentic smell by wiping their ass with one of the slices of bread.
Where's the crushed cheeto dusting? The Trump sammich isn't official without the cheeto dusting.
Ah, right. Orange color.
Can the small pickle be exchanged for a small mushroom?
only an idiot would make that trade; so yes, that trade is not just possible, it's inevitable