Yes, going to space for even one minute makes you an astronaut. Maybe not a very good astronaut, but one nevertheless.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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To be fair, she never claimed to be an astronaut.
Also, the Jeff-Dildo isn't capable of reaching the karman line, so she wasn't in space either.
What makes you say that?
I'm in no way here to defend blue orgin, but the capsule does apogee "just above 100km". It's pretty clear getting above the karman line was their main goal.
If we're gonna throw shade we gotta be accurate. Lets make fun of them for being suborbital and for making the most phallic launch vehicle ever.
In that case they seem to have actually upped their game because for a pretty long time they weren't able to.
But yes, I'm all in favor of throwing shade, so we can if course make fun of the phallic shape. And in my book, astronauts have been in orbit.
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Poor Katy. The roasting is endless even though it's the piece of shit Bezos who actually deserves it.
Bezos deserves most of it, but I think there's more than just misogyny that has lead to this particular flight's passengers receiving a lot more criticism than Shatner did. And it's that Shatner was visibly moved by his experience and you could tell that he didn't feel good about Bezos interrupting his attempts to share that, so Bezos could use him as a pawn.
The ladies on this flight seem to have been chosen and instructed specifically to give the most vapid shallow responses possible. And upon returning, that's precisely what they delivered.
I think Perry is just vapid and shallow.
She never called herself an astronaut. Fuck the rich and all but people here are just using this to excuse their misogyny.
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