I dont have a human being inside my pocket.
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You cannot fit three sets of headphones in your pocket without them fucking up your phone or your wallet.
You absolutely positively 100% cannot fit a VHS player inside your pocket.
And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system (quality meaning the frequency response, phones just physically can't get the low end without a separate speaker)
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Want to really feel old? It's been that way for around 20 years now.
You've had a man in your pocket for 20 years?
I'm fairly certain that 80's Joe Burrow can't fit in my pocket
Just wait 30-ish more years and hope he gets a cremation.
Might be illegal to put him in your pocket in some countries though.
Even if that was somehow possible, I'm sure it's not desirable.
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Have you seen the size of pockets back then?
The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket
I'm more than 50% sure I briefly worked with this guy.
Yeah. I've been meaning to call you to catch up. Sorry.
I imagine it's been difficult to find your phone with all that other stuff in your pocket.
I don't where the dude fits.
idk, the image loaded fine on my phone
I think he's chatGPT?
Maybe. I've seen this image for a while now.
He goes in the old prison pocket
jokes on you, I still wear jnkos.
Yes and we’re all the better for it!
Except for my lack of self awareness, which I wear dripping down my sleeve.
TBF, the stereo speakers probably sound better and are certainly capable of being much louder than my phone speakers. But yeah, miles better in every other capacity.
You can buy a bluetooth speaker that sounds as good (if you don't need real stereo sound) and still have room in your pocket.
Kinda miss having discrete tech devices to be honest. In the era of non-replaceable phone memory trying to juggle space to hold it all on one device sucks.
Missing:
- A game console
- All the maps in the world + compass
- Gigantic notepad
- Calendar
- Entire stack of catalogs
- Newspapers
- Thermostat
- A whole fucking supercomputer
- An entire building-sized stack of photo albums
- Flashlight
- An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.
Don't forget about fidget apps, so throw in some bubble wrap too.
An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.
Who says that man doesn't carry out that function?
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The forgot the encyclopedia set and a couple thousand books and a few hundred video tapes.
Alarmed by the intimation that the bloke has been cremated or compacted somehow.
I mean, i think a video call works just as well, but you do you.