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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (22 children)

Nothing open to the public should have a touch interface. Has Covid taught us nothing?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Cloaca-cola, as envisioned by Pininfarina!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love those machines. Diet cherry decaf vanilla etc etc etc....

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fun fact: the Coca Cola Freestyle machine is designed by the Pininfarina company, of the same Pininfarina legacy of classic Italian car design fame.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (8 children)

...do I want to search up what a cloaca is?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even if you know what it is, it may surprise you that more that one species can breathe out of it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I feel like the context of "the opposite of 1 hole per beverage" gives a good vague explanation. Another is "how I pictured women's anatomy before I took a health class."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Wikipedia article describes the biological act of a "cloaca kiss," which may or may not be exactly what it sounds like depending on an individual's imagination.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are you making me look this up?

Damn you sir or madam.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wound up looking at a page of animal dongs.

Amazing

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's one of those words where whatever you first think of when hearing it, is probably fairly close to the real thing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As long as you're not studying biology, you get a pass on this one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Legendary exchange

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's rich coming from the "why not cum from where we pee?" Species

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You say that like we're the only species who do that, which very much isn't the case.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If breathing and eating don't get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren't getting that luxury

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least in males they aren't getting that luxury.

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