Counter, awareness of your countries impending doom.
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/played Instant emotional damage
Joke's on you, I'm on a PC, not a phone.
Jokes on you, I normally go on here when I'm eating
I’m taking a shit. It’s either memes or existential dread, so I’m doing this.
Be careful, don't sit too long!
I'm dual wielding, poop and phone. I cannot be stopped.
Damn it, I failed my save. Full damage, I guess.
counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it
Nat 1. You comment on the post instead.
hey I didn't say I cast the counterspell; just explaining how it is cast
You shall not pass!
You have no power here!
FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.
I have my phone charging pad in my living room. If I needed an alarm I would use my old clock, but these days I wake up at first light, because I have two furry 75 pound alarm clocks that won't let me sleep. Previous to fostering them, I would wake up and get up immediately, because I don't have any entertainment in my bedroom. It makes falling asleep and waking up much easier for me.
Bah, I waste my time on my computers.
"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting."
You have no power here Gandalf the gray!
Its only been 2, uhh, 3...Scratch that. I dont need to tell you
Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!
jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.
Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D
This is the way.
Piefed tells you how much time you've spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)
the bottom of the page
...there's a bottom?
scrolls endlessly
For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, "Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!"
I deflect with a spell "i just open the app"
Gandalf uses a staff not a wand
I already know. I do it deliberately
Idk...I just learned that USA doesn't have civil rights anymore...so it wasn't a complete waste.
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