Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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me when i jack off to sleep in the cafeteria
true but... linkedin?
linkedin?
TMI dude
Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.
There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.
Long as you're honest about watching it with your partner. If you're hiding it then you know it's wrong.
And with jesus, or it's a sin.
I do watch porn. But at least I'm on an ANONYMOUS FUCKING INTERNET FORUM so I can say it.
just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:
- UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
- SteamDeck owner
- soccer/football fan
- gamer
- DRM hater
- frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
- work at job about shoes
- doesn't have a foot fetish
- boycotting the US
- Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)
From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.
I wasted like 20m on this lol
And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂
Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.
Ok Jaden
Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts
Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email
It's visible if I pay $500 to the admins
It's only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here's mine in plaintext: [email protected]
You shouldn't see my email address. Only yours.
I'm disappointed... It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can't tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.
Settle down Francis.
you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.
Wow, that pay cheque...
Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.
It has to be true no one else did the drugs!
I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit
Apparently they look at a lot of porn.
The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.
https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse
Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing
Mantracks is amazing
Capitalism is a helluva drug.
He’s got a very valid point with #2 though
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