I'm pretty sure it's magic.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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Herbertwestium, specifically the crystallised form.
A mixture of: 15.08% plutonium, 18.06% tantalum, 27.71% xenon, 24.02% promethium, 10.62% dialium, 3.94% mercury, 0.57% an unknown element not found on the known periodic table. You could use tar instead.
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Superman's kryptonite is still unkown, unfortunately.
Scientists have speculated that understanding the physiology of Subman (Superman's greatest threat) may help us find it, but so far polite requests for non-invasive experiments have been declined and we cannot, in good conscience, forcefully subject him to them.
They got the wrong guy, subman is a breeze in the wind compared to subparman.
Dats a shitpost alright
Obviously loss of glasses, making him recognizable in civilian life.
Superman doesn't wear glasses tho
Yeah, what a dumb thing to say. He's super, he'd never wear glasses.
Running out of hair gel is a big weakness though
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Kryptonite....
Yes, that's what I'm asking. What is it???
He hates green rocks I think, specifically ones that look like the guts trophy.
You mean Mt Agg? So someone just has to challenge him to climb it.
Why do you think superman never entered it? He could easily dominate the Aggro-Crag, but it's made entirely of kryptonite.
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Superman's kryptonite is interesting writing
I wouldn't know, I haven't seen smallville
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