There are so many people who don't seem to understand what "middle aged" means. It means halfway to your life expectancy. So maybe 40, considering the average man in this country dies in their 70s. Jack Black is past middle age at 55.
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Nah, middle age is not on specific age. Its the middle third of life span.
Finally I am represented hahaha
Honestly though this is such a funny toy might buy it for posterity
I considered it until I saw the price was $100
Those are probably resellers. Unless that one is life-size, I'm pretty sure it's $20(if it's the one I'm thinking of). I got a smaller one that comes with a chicken leg, a bag, and a sword, for $10 on amazon. But resellers on there are selling it for $20 or more
Jack Black is that you?
It literally is.
This is an action figure. So this is literally, figuratively Jack Black.
An action figure that looks like they have not seen any action outside of the kitchen for decades.
We could call this an Inaction figure.
Now I want AI to generate an Inaction Man comic.
Well, you get boring human writing instead:
"Inaction Man! There's a seven story building burning with kids and kittens on the top floor!"
Inaction Man scratches his belly and pops another potato chip into his mouth.
"Have you considered calling the fire department instead of me? They are doing reruns of the Sopranos so I'm busy."
Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress... dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.
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