this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Anon probably deserved it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Aim center mass babe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

pfft this ridiculous shit - most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people - is disproven easily by reality.

https://www.jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-in-your-car-1850929717/

https://www.jalopnik.com/a-gun-is-stolen-from-a-car-every-9-minutes-in-america-1851472717/

that's a single example of the idiocy. it gets dumber the further you research. Most, bwahahahah

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If the wife knows where he keeps the guns she could and probably would just as easily shoot him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He's lucky his wife didn't have a gun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Hmm...

This is some combination of right-wing gun-toting and sexism. A very.... wonderful combination.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You repeated it?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down ....

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