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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i insist on being in the rotational center of the car.

omfg he bought a fucking go-kart, gotta be

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I read this as a stupid person justifying the enormously useless truck they just dropped $70k on. I don't know what they think "rotational center" means, but I am confident it's something they heard on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Maybe he bought a motorcycle? I figure you're pretty close to the "rotational center" of most cruisers, for instance.

Either that, or he has a Homermobile...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand how people like this can exist AND SURVIVE in a society consisting of real, actual people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Some people just have such infrequent contact with anyone other than their niche circle of friends/neighbors that they can just kinda keep-on-truckin' in their frictionless existence until they pancake.

This guy looks like he's heading for a pancake situation. But its not hard to see why someone who has - by good fortune or cleverness - simply dodged any consequences for their actions thinks they can keep doing it forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need to save this post. Next time I encounter a rabid trump supporter I need to make them read it an explain to them that's how they come across when talking about trump. It probably won't work tho...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Don't give them any ideas please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I cannot be such a lunatic if I tried my hardest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I follow this guy all the time because he's so bonkers. He ended up evicted and 20k in debt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Can we see his rotationally centered car?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think I saw you recommend law with Mike earlier in another thread, and dear God, I have been trapped since like 4pm (10pm now)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ohmygod I wish you hadn't mentioned this channel. Am binge watching now. There goes my life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hmm yeah sales tax is enough. I wish!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Im too tall to drive a regular car, there exists zero support for people like me. Zero.

Bitch, I'm 6'10" and fit just fine into every single car we tried out when buying a new one last year. Shut up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I'm 6'3", and every car I've tried that's newer than 1970 is just fine. My dad has a old sports car I can't drive because even with the seat all the way back my leg jams between the steering wheel and the shifter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but where do you rotationally exist in the car when that happens? Checkmate statist

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I insist on being in the rotational center of the car.

There's more to unpack there than we realize, and I for one would like to see this sovereign citizen's ideal mode of travel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I imagined him in a giant metal rollcage hamsterball

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My guess is he's about to pay too much for a shitty McLaren body kit on a civic that won't move the cockpit to the centre of the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not as tall as you, and I've encountered 2 car models I don't fit comfortably in. Meanwhile, my friend who is average height claims not to fit into most vehicles. I think some people want significant room above their head and past their feet for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m 5’6” and if I were shorter I would definitely struggle to reach the pedals on some cars

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Vertically challenged gang!

I hate getting work done on the car and getting back in to find the pedals are like 3 feet away... Who worked on this, Chewbacca?? Lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta respect their commitment to fuck the system if nothing else

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

*Get fucked by the system. He ended up evicted and in debt. The system won.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I like how he's even trying to be cheap about the number of walls it takes to make his apartment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

He's well aware that he's broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if I was renting a place and it only had 3 walls, I might not feel great about paying the rent. And the whole landlord system is pretty bullshit, though I'm not sure what he thinks of the current state of the housing market if he thinks 20k is more than enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe he lives in a triangle. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I like that they must offer him 15K to move out. Because that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I see no reason to pay for my current [car], which I rarely drive.

If you borrow money, you have to pay it back, based on the terms of the loan agreement. Whether or not you make use of the Thing you spent that borrowed money on is irrelevant.

What I am most curious about is what car "will be potentially available" in a month that has a driver's seat in the "rotational center of the car." Is he talking about a McLaren?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, he's ordered one of these bad boys:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He talked about the Electra Mechanica Solo in another post?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not the car I'd recommend for tall people...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That only matters to people for whom the laws of reality matter, but he's not a people, he's an individual, and so reality doesn't apply.

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