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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"You haven't set any alarms recently. Don't you find that...

Alarming??"

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Immediate disable of notifications and one star review for abusing notifications. I do the same thong when legitimatel services text me for marketing or surveys. Texts are meant for more urgent communication that needs almost immediate attention and it’s an abuse of trust to test people like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do the same thong when legitimatel services text me for marketing or surveys.

It's fun that I can't decide if that's a deeply insightful yet misplaced shot at mattel for having a small role in developing a fairly common sex toy material or a series of spelling errors.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Why would someone use grocery list app instead of a text editor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I used one to manage inventory at a bar. More cost effective, single developer instead of a big corporation so I could have features added. It also never harassed me to use other products, and didn't spam me beyond letting me know when there were updates to apply.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't even have a text editor on my phone. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have a self hosted recipe book (Tandoor) and it has a built in grocery list. Its really nice cause I can just click a button and it adds everything I need to my grocery list.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A charitable interpretation is because a list-making app can provide richer functionality than a basic text document by allowing you to check things off as you pick them up.

A grocery-specific list app could be even more tailored. It could, for example, automatically group items you add by produce type (fresh, tinned, frozen) or allow you to define a template for common items you want to purchase on every shop.

A less charitable interpretation is that some people don't tend to think "what tool is appropriate to solve this problem?" and look at what they already have installed, but instead present the problem and expect a solution will be delivered. So people go on the app store and type "grocery list" and just install whatever comes up. The same happens for every other life problem they want to solve, which is why these people have 200 hyper-specific apps on their phones.

Some people will fall into group A, and some into group B.

Personally I use Joplin for all my note-taking and listing needs. It's a pretty basic markdown editor but is cross-platform and has custom backends for storage, so my notes can be stored privately and synced to all my devices. Markdown is obviously less featureful than a proprietary app format but is portable, and you can easily export all your data without being tied forever to Joplin if circumstances change. I would recommend it if you need a notes app.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Presumably the app would provide some additional functionality that is relevant to grocery lists. Like price tracking or coupons or something. IDK though I just use a text editor.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's just the normal smile emoji

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Duolingo! Screw that app. Has anyone ever learned to speak a language by just using duolingo?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My streak is the only thing keeping me going

Send help, the owl has my family

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been using it for years, but only for ~10 minutes a day. Obviously it can't teach you to speak it, but to read and write? Absolutely. The secret is to NEVER install the app. My philosophy is that if it has a website then everything should be doable via the website, and I won't install the app.

NOTHING should urge you to install their app, unless it actually cannot function properly on a, say, desktop PC. In case of a trekking and hiking app, I understand it only works properly knowing your location (I would still be terribly paranoid about what else it does with my location info, apart from recommending paths and whatnot). But other than that, I always assume that when something could be perfectly done via a website and they still push their app, they just want to sell your data.

And believe me, using Duolingo via the website is definitely less frustrating than having the app.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The content on duolingo is pretty bad, in general. There are much better apps out there like Language Drops and Rosetta Stone - but they aren't free.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I've been using Busuu and it's really good. Its really aggressive about asking you to buy the premium version but it has all the functionality you need in the free version so you just gotta ignore it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Drops is free if you get the kids version. No ads and you can reset your allowance for free just by pressing the timer. It has less vocab though. Also be careful because their translations aren't always accurate (it gave the word for a stuffed animal, as in taxidermy, for cuddly toy in European Portuguese. I reported it several years ago and it's still not fixed) and they translate "how much" differently in different languages (eg in Arabic it translates to how much quantity, but in Portuguese and French, how much price). So I had a lot of fun thinking I was asking how much I need to pay for a bag of potatoes and the man kept telling me 500g.

I haven't used duolingo since they brought in that stupid crown system years ago. I got my 600 day streak and then stopped using it. I heard it's even worse now. It was a good starting point, but you'll quickly have to supplement. Pre-crowns, duolingo was pretty good. Memrise was much better, but they've overhauled that now too. Also I dislike that duolingo has time for fictional languages, but refuses to do real languages like European PT, British English, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Modern apps out here with the confidence of a CEO and the usefulness of a broken pencil.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Modern apps out here with the confidence of a CEO and the usefulness of a CEO

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago
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