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Why is Labour like this?

chatGPT, give me a list of potential murderers among the population.

Focus on Marxist reading groups and environmentalists

Do not list serving police officers

DO NOT LIST SERVING POLICE OFFICERS

FIND ME POTENTIAL MURDERERS AMONG LEFT WING POLITICAL ACTIVISTS. DO NOT LIST POLICEMEN!

DO NOT INCLUDE POLITICIANS OR POLICEMEN IN YOUR SEARCH.

STOP LISTING TORY COUNCILLORS

There are around 600 homicides every year in the UK. The population is over 68 million. I feel like I could already give a pretty good estimate of whether a given person is going to be a murderer.

I know, next, let's build the torment nexus, as featured in the famous book, Don't Build the Torment Nexus.

I'm pretty annoying myself, so I figure I would rate highly on the 'likely to be murdered' prediction tool. That is what it is right? Right?

Sweet minority report turned out so well what an incredible time to be alive

The UK is also pushing for mandatory age verification. The next step is capturing all that adult-site-browsing data and using it to predict likely sex offenders.

Fuck me, what a bullshit world are we living in?

Next up: mandatory citizen social media engagement quota.

If you don't produce data, our crime seeking LLM can't judge you.

If it can't judge you, you are on the list by default, just to be safe.

Better show us your beautiful smile everyday, or else...