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I know just the spot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta start at the foundation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm working out your sciatica! Let me do my job!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lower back massage is grabbing ass.

Upper back massage is rubbing shoulders while grinding crotch into ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

leg massage is grabbing ass while grinding on feet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meanwhile your last massage was four years ago and was 90 seconds of weak prodding until the phone came out and insta opened.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I say this absolutely from years and years of experience. The way to a woman's heart is through the soles of her feat. You will have women lined up along your porch ready to Netflix-and-Chill if you can give a solid foot massage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright, easy there Jules ! Just don't let Marcellus hear about it, is all I'm saying.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All rubs lead to the ass

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

"If I don't get into these hips the rest of it will never release"

"Oh sure that makes sense"