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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

70 degrees in Dezember around here would kill most people, since it's only 30 degrees below the boiling point of water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Ah, being intentionally obtuse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have fun in the water wars, kids!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I can't remember where I first read it but I've agreed with it ever since: "My retirement plan is dying in the potable water riots."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

https://xkcd.com/1321/

This reminded me of this old xkcd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This will be especially true once Alaska becomes warm enough to support a jungle.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I call them Generation Last

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The crazy part is I have friends who are well aware that the world is completely fucked and they are still making new children.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The cute smile, hugs and sex are pretty convincing 😪

EDIT: of my girlfriend, you sick psychos

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don’t have sex with children

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My kids won't have this problem. Given the circumstances that have been obvious for 40-50 years I made the best and most responsible parenting decision possible. I didn't have any.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People living near the equator are still having kinds, and those families will need to move somewhere when things get too bad there. They will come and replace the family you didn’t have when it comes time for the great food wars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yes, thus the choosing not to have kids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Friends/acquaintances with young children always want to know why my wife and I chose not to have kids. I get very dirty looks when my first answer is "there are already too damn many people in the world as it is"

The economists are the worst. "Don't you know, we need children to fund your retirement! Economies need a growing population!"

Yeah, fuck off. That's not sustainable and you know it. We're going to need to figure out how to make shrinking populations work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Ponzie zombies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

But now your responsible, climate-concerned genes have been removed from the gene-pool.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They will grow up but it will be a much different world. Back in the 70s, Rachel Carson posited that it was probably already too late to turn back the effects of air pollution and poisoning of our oceans, and she was right. Instead of fixing problems, oil and gas companies are doubling down on fossil fuel extraction. Kids will grow up to have all kinds of respiratory illnesses and also facing a world that is melting around them.

Most years we're in below 20 degree snowy weather. Today it's 50 degrees here, it's Dec 18th and we've only seen snow in our mountains, which is very rare for us in Utah. Not that I'm complaining about the heat -I love warmer weather, and I absolutely detest the sight of snow in any way, shape or form. But it is weird that we're not even going to have snow on the ground this Christmas (we might get some rain this week).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Temperature translation for non-Americans:

70°F ≈ 21.1°C
50°F = 10°C
20°F ≈ -6.7°C

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Conversion for the Midwest

70f= nice out 50f= nice out 20f= bring a hoodie. It's nice out.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's currently 50F° in my living room. It's been like this since start of December. Heating is for weaklings.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Not really! Yet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My dogs start to shiver inside at like 55, but will spend all day outside at 30 and love every minute of it. Fuckin weirdos. So we compromise, they get the heat, the fluffy pillows, and wrapped in blankets, and I get to live with them.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Interesting, what types of dogs you have?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Here's an easy way for disadvantaged yanks to learn Celsius:

40C = 104F perfect hot tub temp
30C = 86F hot day
20C = 68F nice cool day
10C = 50F chilly day
0C = 32F freezing

Commit these to memory, then it's exactly 9F for every 5C in between. (or about 2:1)

[da fak with the downvotes? Just refuse to learn?]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

70 degrees of what? Freedom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Temperature translation for non-Americans:

70°F ≈ 21.1°C
50°F = 10°C
20°F ≈ -6.7°C

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's slightly below freezing and snowing here in West-Central Indiana. We haven't been above the 50s yet this Dember.

Now admittedly, the 50s in December is not the same as when I was a kid and we are definitely doing great damage to the Earth's climate and biosphere, but saying kids aren't going to grow up because of it is a bit hyperbolic.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course they are going to grow up. 20 years are nothing. Those are issues that will only start to get serious after that time. Which is exactly why so little is happening now.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Two years ago, a "once in a hundred years" wind storm downed trees that had been around for decades. Many of them fell on houses, garages, etc. Last year, the once in a hundred years wind storm took down even more. We haven't had the every hundred year storm this year yet but I am expecting it. The issues are serious.

On a positive note, more of us are adding our voices and resources to combat the profiteers. Join us if you can.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That are not serious issues on the scale we are looking at (kids not going to grow up = all dead).

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

True, not quite there, but working on it.