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Please fucking do this Canada
Hell make us multiple provinces.
New England province
Cascadian province
Great Lakes province
Rocky Mountains province (capitol in Colorado of course)
And the rest: dumbfuckistan
hurt us daddy canada, we've been bad
The US is gonna be Carnegeddoned.
idea: you guys invade and enslave all the rich white people, turn the entire thing into a streaming series.
Can we please just have our revolution and have no State? Thx
No state. Only guillotine.
Ha! They can keep their wasteland. We don't need it.
You really, really don't want the whole thing.
Just New York, Hawaii, and Alaska. They can keep the rest.
I want California I have always wanted to go there.
No thank you
Make them a territory.
While I would love to be inducted into proper healthcare and the loving embrace of our northern brothers, are you sure you can swallow all that red and not just end up with diarrhea?
Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that "province" would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
If you split the north and south into two provinces, they'd vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you'd chip away at US votes enough I can't imagine it'd really be a huge issue.
(Signed, a US American)
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
I'd back this eh. I think aboot it a loot. Eh. Bagged milk.
Just do it already. I'll fight to be Canadian πͺπ
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
As somebody from Buffalo, I'd support this, but I don't think Canadians want us tbh.
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
I do wish USA was like Canada