this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Even if it worked flawlessly, there's no way I'm putting that crap in my brain. Best case scenario, I have a useless hunk of tech in my skull when they "sunset" support. More likely scenario, I'm inundated with ads that I can't escape 24/7, and I also have the useless hunk of metal in my head until I die. No fucking thanks.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's experiments to run; there is science to be done on the people who are still alive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Maybe they got a human volunteer with the promise of cake

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No more monkeys dying, only Musk fans.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whoever was implanted with this was restricted to having lost complete motor function and likely had extremely poor quality of life, opting for this procedure as a last hope. I get you're making a joke but I hope you understand it's at the expense of someone in a terrible situation who's undergoing a significant amount of suffering and likely was prior to any interaction with Musk.