This is why some high functioning people eat the same thing or things all the time. Just to remove the necessity of thinking about it.
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Just often enough until you find some dishes you like making and then some more time until you're bored with those dishes and then you'll actually like trying to come up with new things to cook
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I had a good, solid, vegetarian recipe book for a long time.
Then my spouse became lactose intolerant and my doc said to consider avoiding gluten so as to not trigger the celiac’s I’m susceptible to developing from my genes.
Know how hard it is to find easy-to-make, accessible, gluten-free, near-vegan recipes that aren’t just stir fries and soups? HARD.
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'Me trying to come up with new ways to make instant noodles taste different'
(Pro tip, crack an egg into it and mix after it is done. Sorry for any americans reading this)
Are you saying crack an egg into it, then cook it, then stir it? Or cook it, then crack an egg in and stir?
Wait till its done, crack the egg and mix! You can keep the fire on if you are worried it wont cook thoroughly
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Eggs are $5 a dozen here in New York state. Okay, that's a bit much, but I still consider it affordable given that's a main course/protein source for me for 6 meals. Like, what other protein is less than $1 a serving? Tofu I guess, I do buy that as well.
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Eighty years later...
Look at this optimist, living 13 years longer than the average American now.
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