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You can't post this and not link to some of the best south American gnome sighting videos.
But every now and then your sleep schedule becomes so messed up you come full circle and wake up at your normal time (definitely not me right now).
Sorry, I'm more of an XFCE kind of person.
If your body clock leans towards staying up at night I have some very bad news - you're going to spend a lot of your life tired and drained!
Main reason that I work nights. If only society adopted my schedule, I'd have it made
the good thing for me is that I am self-employed so I can do my work whenever, the issue is stuff like the doctos, like getting up at 6 am so you can have your blood drawn at 7 am and stuff like that is just fucked.
Hey, that's me.
I made this mistake with that Australian guy did that two hour video where he went to South America to do a documentary about hidden land mine fields set up by drug cartels... All the land mines were built in the USA, it was fucked up. He went hard, like how come these drug cartels have US military land mines?
If I had to hazard a guess, I would say they were probably provided to a friendly military dictatorship and/or right wing paramilitary during the era of peak CIA fuckery in Latin America, and from there either were transferred to the cartels via good old fashioned corruption, or got lifted from military stores during the inevitable unrest that happened when said dictatorship collapsed.
According to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she's hot. But my wife said no.
First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!
What's the world coming to?
I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!
Apparently you can't wear black rings or have tattoos of card suites either. Which is funny, considering black rings could also signify that you're asexual.
I don't think anybody knows.
I did not know about the plastic flamingo one. Looks like I'm tossing that out...
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