Every time someone brags on LinkedIn it's about something that sounds absolutely miserable to me.
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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what's with so many slavic techbros being named vitali? does it mean "arrogant" and it's just nominative determinism?
Bro could straight up double his ARR with a tricorn hat.
Is his foot having a meltdown?
He should get that toenail fungus treated. It's about to go critical.
Beautiful view of the parking lot (from his perspective).
He want the sun to reflect off his monitor and shoot straight into his eyes.
lmaooo this reminded me of that meme with serena williams hitting a tennis ball at mach fuck clean through a guys skull
Well, you can't be smart and show the sun in the picture at the same time.
In his defense, I also have a west facing window in my office and it is absolute ass trying to get anything done from 3-5.
Also, dude has obviously never worken up before 8am at any point since college, since you won't get a sunrise like that anywhere in California, and that's not what a Miami sunrise looks like
Oohh I know a guy exactly like this. Moderately rich, moderately successful in business and money and power is literally all he cares about and money is all he has. He has kids he doesn't love, he only cares about "his legact' and "his dynasty"
He's built and crashed like a hundred start-ups and a few became moderately successful so he has momey
He beliefs he is universally loved, but everyone including his kids hate h because he's an insufferable asshole who uses money to control people around him
He's obsessed with what people think about him and -again- thinks he's super loved, but he's super insecure as well, so posts pictures showing off his body building results to everyone but he pictures are AI enhanced which makes it all the sadder. He's obsessed with staying young and not dying so he takes these special stat young IV drips, that sort of shit.
Did I mention his relentless narcissism and psychopathic behavior where he loves to tot with people's lives, just to fuck with them? Family included, if course
He is a sad little man, really, whi one day will be buried in a golden casket but here will be nobody to say goodbye
I used to work for the female version of this guy.
I was legit waiting for the reveal, with a "that sad little man? <INSERT_TECH_OLIGARCH>"
He is exactly the same as these tech oligarchs. He possibly is a multi millionaire, I know he has a reasonable amount of money but watching him try to look like these billionaires all the time is just hilariously sad. He continually buys shits that's too expensive and that he doesn't need and ends up selling it months later.at this point, money is all he has. He has no people that want to be around him (with the exception of a new young sexy bomb gold digger he acquired recently) he has no real power, even his kids hate him yet he keeps dumping more money than he's earning so I'm assuming he'll die with nothing
it's all of them.
It's all of them.
Made me think he was describing that one dude who has been on magazines, being written about because he takes infusions of his son's blood believing it will keep him young.
But which one that has been on magazines and had a phase where they infused the blood of the young? Idk, what you're saying is just not very specific 🤷♂️
That's not enough ARR!!
I kinda wanna know what the comments that aren't shares like.
Plus, what's a link-to-bio and what's an ARR?
I'm just one of those simpletons who work with their hands
ARR I think is Annual Recurring Revenue
The only ARR I know of is Sonarr, Radar, etc. for torrents. If you've spent $30M getting those to work, I think you're missing the point
How shit do you have to be at coding to need to do it at 5am instead of enjoying sunrise on the beach?
This dude needs to get good.
He is in California on the beach. This is a 5pm photo lol
Yeah, at 5am the sun is usually just barely above the horizon out there.
Sun rises in the east. Sets in the west. Most coastline in CA is facing the sea to the west, or at least west-ish.
And on the other side of the world.
Because you can accomplish so much sitting cross legged on the hood of a car using 1 monitor. Must have a tough job....
An ergonomic nightmare. But hey maybe all that money will pay for spine correction.
Sun at his back too, got to crank that brightness up to maximum, if he can see at all.
There's no way actual work is getting done. I hate these pics of people "coding" in super unergonomic positions. If I'm really working on something important, I'm at a desk at home in comfy clothes.
That's my secret, I'm literally always coding. Sitting at my desk? Coding. At a cafe? Coding on my laptop. Standing in line? Coding on my phone. Enjoying drinks with friends? Refactoring code in my head. Asleep? Coming up with new coding ideas to write down when I wake up. It's a lifestyle bro, you wouldn't get it.
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